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Strikes !!!

Hello world !!!
Phew !!! Tired of all this strikes.
Today Bank strike.
Already Truckers strike is going on --
which means all the prices are going to boomerang.
Well saw D hockey match -> India vs Argentina y'sterday.
Cant believe it but we were totaly outclaseed by Argentina.
Lucky to get away with a draw thanx to our brave goalkeeper
Adrian and defender Dilip Tirkey, else we would have lost by
at least six goals. Hockey medal - gone outta D window.

A blonde joke -->

TGIF

A business man got on an elevator in a building.
When he entered the elevator,
there was a blonde already inside
and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled,
and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly,
so she smiled her biggest smile
and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her
and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things,
and this time she said,
"T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

Weird

Hello world !!!
Oh finally getting through Monday !!!!
Bad hangover !!!
Too much drinking on D week-end.
Bye everybody !!!
Take care !!!
Cheers !!!

Weird fact -->

Italian mathematician Geronimo Cardano published
the laws of chance governing card & dice games.
But he became most famous for his accurate horoscope predictions.
He even predicted his own death in 1576 - even down to the exact hour.
When the time came he was still healthy,
so he killed himself rather than being proved wrong!

Money money money

Hello world !!!
"Money money money - its a Rich man's world"
How true.
Its an ABBA song i think.
No money, no honey. no fun.
Well folks !!!
Have a lovely, fun-filled weekend.
Cheers !!!

Nice joke I came across -->

Heaven or Hell?
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter.
"Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.
We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see,
so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up.
What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven.
Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator
and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.
In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends
and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress.
They run to greet him, shake his hand,
and reminisce about the good times they had
while getting rich at expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on
lobster, caviar and champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy
who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven
where St. Peter is waiting for him.
"Now it's time to visit heaven."
So, 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a
group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud,
playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and,
before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven.
Now choose your eternity."
The senator reflects for a minute, then the senator answers:
"Well, I would never have said it before,
I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open
and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator.
"Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club,
and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne,
and danced and had a great time.
Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
What happened?"
The devil looks at him, smiles and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning ... Today you voted."

Mohabbat !!!

Hello World !!!

Mohabbat !!! Love !!! Pyaar !!! Ishk !!!

"Kaun kaheta hai mohabbat ki Zubaan hoti hai...
Yeh Haqeekat toh nigahon se bayan hoti hain...."

Its such a nice feeling to be in love.
Live every moment as long as it lasts.
Coz everybody's not lucky to get true love.
Not in this present world surely.
i've been in and out of love once.
But can't forget that feeling. It was gr8.
But with it came lots of heartache....
Still cant get over this feeling either...
The betrayal - all your dreams come crashing down like a pack of cards.
Phew !!!! But as they say -

"Its better to have loved and lost,
Then never to have loved at all"

Whatever happens happens for one's own good.
So U gotta stay positive N' wait for d right person to come in your life.
Im waiting !!!

"Agar hum kahe aur woh muskara de"
"Hum unke liye Zindagaani lutaade"

Cheers !!!!!!!!

Cockaigne

Hello World !!!
Its D middle of D week.
Nothing much to blog about today.
Met with my friends from Mumbai on chat today.
Hoping to meet them in Goa in one of D coming week-ends.
Goa is equi-distance from Bangalore and Mumbai...
But right now its raining real heavy in Goa - gotta wait for D rains to recede.
So long folks !!!
Keep D comments flowing !!!
Have Fun !!!
Cheers !!!!
P.S - All D best to the Indian team playing Australia today.
My prediction India -3 Australia -3

Word of the Day

Cockaigne \kah-KAYN\, noun: An imaginary land of ease and luxury.
Eg1:
Outside, in the dark, a wobbly patch of life upon the blue snow,
the deer perhaps browsed, her soft blob of a nose
rapturously sunk in the chilly winter greenery,
her modest brain-stem steeped in some dream of a Cockaigne for herbivores.

Eg2:
Toward the End of Time - Everyone was seeking renewal, a golden century, a Cockaigne of the spirit. --Umberto Eco, [2]Foucault's Pendulum.

!!! gamut !!!

Hello world !!!

meaning of gamut
gamut - A complete range or extent:
Eg: a face that expressed a gamut of emotions, from rage to peaceful contentment.

Well D best way to check a word is to go to http://www.dicitionary.com
I've subscribed for D same, so learn a new word everyday.

Well !!! Well !!! Well !!!
Firstly a big big Congratulations for Team India on winning
D first medal at the Olympics in Athens 2004.
Congrats Major. Rajyavardhan Singh Rathore on bagging D silver medal in the Double Trap shooting event. You have made us proud. Sure a silver lining for us Indians.
Hockey - we beat S.Africa 4-2. Dont go by the score folks, we had a tuff outing.
We were trailing 2-0 in D space of 15 minutes.
N everybodys hope were dwindling- but I know this team has got D spirit.
Congrats boyz - Take it match by match.
Next match Australia - we gonna get them GO India GO ....
Congrats Lee-Hesh on winning D second round with D Swiss.
Two more rounds to go...N we got a medal in our kitty ...easier said than done...
Catch all D latest on ---> http://www.athens2004.com
Bye folks. Take kare.
Cheers....

Had a nice Independence week- end.
Too bad we missed on a holiday.
Nice to meet family n' friends after a long time.
Never get enuf...
Still missing them...
Hey the Olympics is on... Me total freak out on Sports people.
The spirit of D Olympics -
"Citius, Altius, Fortius" - means "Faster, Higher, Stronger"
Prospects of India winning medals -->

Shooting - Anjali - Did'nt make it. Better luck next time Anjali.

Long jump - Anju George - She's gonna bring one home for us, im sure. All D best.

Hockey - Well we lost D first match to Holland. But we played quite OK. Me still keeping fingers crossed for D remaining matches - hey guys U beating S.Africa today. Take one match at a time.
Bring back D golden years of Hockey boyz. U can do it.... Hope for one medal surely.

Tennis - D only fighters Lee-Hesh ( Leander N MaHesh) first round through -- Congrats --> all D best for D rest... This combintaion can get us one medal for sure.

HOpe we can get a medal from some other sport - Weight-lifting, Sailing, Athletics or Boxing.
Cmon Boyz N Gurlz - do it for urself, do it for D country , do it for us ....

Too bad I dont have a TV in Blore to watch D Olympics :(

Anyways !!!!

Cheers !!!!

Just listen to this song all U Olympic participants -->

Inspirational song by QUEEN- We are the Champions

I’ve paid my dues -Time after time -I’ve done my sentence
But committed no crime -And bad mistakesI’ve made a few
I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face -But I’ve come through
We are the champions - my friendsAnd we’ll keep on fighting - till the end -We are the champions -We are the champions
No time for losers’cause we are the champions - of the world -I’ve taken my bows
And my curtain calls -You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it -I thank you all -But it’s been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -And I ain’t gonna lose -We are the champions - my friends
And we’ll keep on fighting - till the end -We are the champions -We are the champions
No time for losers’cause we are the champions - of the world

Mujhse shaadi karogi

Hello world !!!
Mujhse shaadi karogi - well Just saw d promos for d movie.
I like this girl Priyanka - she looks cute.
I dunno abt. her acting talent though coz Ive not seen any of her movies.
But I saw her in an item number with Sanjay Dutt n' I really flipped for here.
Such a innocent face. Then she had come on D Shaz N' Waz show on ESPN
for the Asia cup final in a lovely red top. She was looking fabulous.

A joke ---->

Sid and Al, both Jews, were having dinner in aChinese restaurant.
Duringtheir conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there anyJews in China?"
"I don't know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask ourChinese waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are thereChinese Jews?"
The waiter said, "I don't know sir, let me ask,"and went into the kitchen.
He returned a few minuteslater and said, "No sir. No, Chinese Jews."
Are you sure?" Al asked.
I'll check again, sir,"the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was gone,
Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no Jews inChina. Our people are scattered everywhere."
At this point, the waiter returned. "Sir, noChinese Jews," he said.
"Are you really sure, man?" Al asked again.
"Ican't believe there are no Chinese Jews."
Exasperated, the waiter frantically said,
"Sir, Iask everyone!
We have Apple Jews, Orange Jews, TomatoJews and Grape Jews.
But no one hear of Chinese Jews!"

Cheers !!!

Small companies

Hello world.
Well its d 11th N' still no pay.
Fuckin' getting pissed off.
No money - No Fun :(
All small companies do this.
I promised myself never to join a small company ever again 2 years back,
when i got fleeced of my salary of 6 months. But end up joining a small company again.
Anyways ... thats life...

"Of all things I've lost I miss my mind D most."

Song Im listening to right now --->>>
Heaven by a band called Warrant

Got a picture of your house
And you're standing by the door
It's black and white and faded
And it's looking pretty worn
See the factory that I worked
Silhouetted in the back
The memories are gray
But man they're really coming back
I don't need to be the king of the world
As long as I'm the hero of this little girl
Heaven isn't too far away
Closer to it every day
No matter what your friends might say...
How I love the way you move
And the sparkle in your eyes
There's a color deep inside them
Like a blue surburban sky
When I come home late at night
And you're in bed asleepI wrap my arms around you
So I can feel you breatheI don't need to be a superman
As long as you will always be my biggest fan
Heaven isn't too far away
Closer to it every day
No matter what your friends might say
We'll find our way
Yeah
Now the lights are going out
Along the boulevard
The memories come rushing back
And it makes it pretty hardI
've got nowhere left to go
And no one really caresI don't know what to do
But I'm never giving up on you
Heaven isn't too far away
Closer to it every day
No matter what your friends say
I know we're gonna find a way
HeavenOh-oh-oh-oh
HeavenOh-oh-oh-oh
Heaven
It's not too far away
Oh-ohOh-oh-oh-ohYeah

BANDHS,RALLIES, MORCHAS

HELLO WORLD !!!
BANDHS,RALLIES, MORCHAS - BAN THEM ALL.
LIFE IS THROWN OUT OF GEAR.
SO MUCH LOSS OF TIME N' MONEY. TRAFFIC CHAOS.
JUST IMAGINE SOMEBODY IS IN A EMERGENCY.
HOW D HELL DOES HE REACH D HOSPITAL?
SERIOUSLY THERE SHOULD BE A LAW TO BAN THEM.

GOT TIRED OF IT ALL !!!

LIKE THIS SONG BY GUNS N' ROSES ON WAR -->

GUNS N ROSES
"Civil War"
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach... So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it! Well, he gets it! N' I don't like it any more than you men."
* Look at your young men fighting Look at your women crying Look at your young men dying The way they've always done before Look at the hate we're breeding Look at the fear we're feeding Look at the lives we're leading The way we've always done before My hands are tied The billions shift from side to side And the wars go on with brainwashed pride For the love of God and our human rights And all these things are swept aside By bloody hands time can't deny And are washed away by your genocide And history hides the lies of our civil wars D'you wear a black armband When they shot the man Who said "Peace could last forever" And in my first memories They shot Kennedy I went numb when I learned to see So I never fell for Vietnam We got the wall of D.C. to remind us all That you can't trust freedom When it's not in your hands When everybody's fightin' For their promised land And I don't need your civil war It feeds the rich while it buries the poor Your power hungry sellin' soldiers In a human grocery store Ain't that fresh I don't need your civil warLook at the shoes your filling Look at the blood we're spilling Look at the world we're killing The way we've always done before Look in the doubt we've wallowed Look at the leaders we've followed Look at the lies we've swallowed And I don't want to hear no more My hands are tied For all I've seen has changed my mind But still the wars go on as the years go by With no love of God or human rights 'Cause all these dreams are swept aside By bloody hands of the hypnotized Who carry the cross of homicide And history bears the scars of our civil wars "We practice selective annihilation of mayors And government officials For example to create a vacuum Then we fill that vacuum As popular war advances Peace is closer" ** I don't need your civil war It feeds the rich while it buries the poor Your power hungry sellin' soldiers In a human grocery store Ain't that fresh And I don't need your civil war I don't need your civil war I don't need your civil war Your power hungry sellin' soldiers In a human grocery store Ain't that fresh I don't need your civil war I don't need one more war I don't need one more war Whaz so civil 'bout war anyway

Mondays !!!

Mondays ! I dont like Mondays !!! (I cant think anybody who does either)
Well Its damn boring to get up in D morning and drag urself to work.
N get stuck in d traffic snarl. Bangalore has become really crowded.
By the time U reach work..your eyes are watering... nose is sneezing....
n ears r reverberating with all d high decibels of sound.
First thing should be banned R d old Autos..they r responsible for d most pollution - both d smoke they emit n d sound they make. Well lazed around on d weekend.
Did nothing but sleep...sleep...n more sleep.
Yahoo messenger is really neat...Yahoo webcast is d best thing which has happened to it.
Listen to ur favorite genre of music... all d time...
Right now Im listening to :
POISON -Every rose has its thorn.
We both lie silently stillIn the dead of the nightAlthough we both lie close togetherWe feel miles apart inside
Was it something I said or something I didDid my words not come out rightThough I tried not to hurt youThough I triedBut I guess that’s why they say
Chorus:Every rose has it’s thornJust like every night has it’s dawnJust like every cowboy sings his sad, sad songEvery rose has it’s thorn
Yeah it does
I listen to our favorite songPlaying on the radioHear the dj say loves a game of easy come andEasy goBut I wonder does he knowHas he ever felt like thisAnd I know that you’d be here right nowIf I could have let you know somehowI guess
Chorus
Though it’s been a while nowI can still feel so much painLike a knife that cuts you the wound healsBut the scar, that scar remains
Solo
I know I could have saved a love that nightIf I’d known what to sayInstead of makin’ loveWe both made our separate ways
But now I hear you found somebody newAnd that I never meant that much to youTo hear that tears me up insideAnd to see you cuts me like a knifeI guess

Rains

Rains !!!
Wow its raining !!!
Went to my village by the Arabian sea.
Well could not come outta d house for all 3 days.
Fishing is banned b'coz of the storm, so not much fish to eat either.
But me lucky to get some river fish called "Nagli" - its lady fish n' some tiger prawns n' squids.
Gulp it down with some beers n' whiskey. hMMMMM.
Back to Blore with a bang. Same old work.

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Listening to :

POLICE
TITLE — KING OF PAIN
There’s a little black spot on the sun todayIt’s the same old thing as yesterdayThere’s a black hat caught in a high tree topThere’s a flag pole rag and the wind won’t stop
I have stood here before inside the pouring rainWith the world turning circles running ’round my brainI guess I’m always hoping that you’ll end this reignBut it’s my destiny to be the king of pain
There’s a little black spot on the sun todayThat’s my soul up thereIt’s the same old thing as yesterdayThat’s my soul up thereThere’s a black hat caught in a high tree topThat’s my soul up thereThere’s a flag pole rag and the wind won’t stopThat’s my soul up there
I have stood here before inside the pouring rainWith the world turning circles running ’round my brainI guess I’m always hoping that you’ll end this reignBut it’s my destiny to be the king of pain
There’s a fossil that’s trapped in a high cliff wallThat’s my soul up thereThere’s a dead salmon frozen in a waterfallThat’s my soul up thereThere’s a blue whale beached by a springtide’s ebbThat’s my soul up thereThere’s a butterfly trapped in a spider’s webThat’s my soul up there
I have stood here before inside the pouring rainWith the world turning circles running ’round my brainI guess I’m always hoping that you’ll end this reignBut it’s my destiny to be the king of pain
There’s a king on a throne with his eyes torn outThere’s a blind man looking for a shadow of doubtTher’s a rich man sleeping on a golden bedThere’s a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
King of pain
There’s a red fox thorn by a huntsman’s packThat’s my soul up thereThere’s a black winged gull with a broken backThat’s my soul up thereThere’s a little black spot on the sun todayIt’s the same old thing as yesterday
I have stood here before inside the pouring rainWith the world turning circles running ’round my brainI guess I’m always hoping that you’ll end this reignBut it’s my destiny to be the king of pain
King of painKing of painKing of painI’ll always be king of painI’ll always be king of painI’ll always be king of pain...