COLVA

Hello World !!!
Firstly Belated Republic day greetings... on the 26th...
Just back from a weekend vacation to GOA...
GOA - 365 days on a holiday... How true...
Had my share of sun - sand - sea - seafood and seista...
The climate is just perfect right now in Goa...
as the summer is still no set in...
in fact its quite cold in the evenings...
One nice thing restaurants are open till 3am in the morning...
unlike the 11pm deadline in Bangalore...
Spent most of my evenings in a place called "Kentuckys"
on COLVA beach in Margao... Lovely seafood...
Live band playing hindi, english and Konkani numbers...
always acceding to your requests to play songs of your choice.
So nice to get away from the maddening traffic of Bangalore...
Now back to the grind...
Have a nice week ahead folks !!!
Cheers !!!

Love is sweet Poison

Hello World,

Wassup people...

What did you people do over the week-end?

Today morning I read an interesting bumper sticker on a bike,
a Sardar was riding on his Bajaj Pulsar in front of me with -
"I want to grow up to be a Harley" on it.
Whether he meant for the bike or himself - I dont know...

Usually you get to read interesting things on Trucks , Rickshaws, Taxis...
My all time favourite is -"Love is sweet Poison"

Have a Nice week-end !!!

Stairway to Heaven
Originally uploaded by Rally_29.

[ khubsoorat ]

khubsoorat hain woh lub
jo pyari batein kartey hain
khubsoorat hai woh muskurahat
jo doosron ke chehron per bhi muskan saja de
khubsoorat hai woh dil
jo kisi ke dard ko samjhey
jo kisi ke dard mein tadpey
khubsoorat hain woh jazbat
jo kisi ka ehsaas karein
khubsoorat hai woh ehsaas
jo kisi ke dard ke me dawa baney
khubsoorat hain woh batein
jo kisi ka dil na dukhaein
khubsoorat hain woh ankhein
jin mein pakezgi ho
sharm o haya ho
khubsoorat hain woh ansoo
jo kisi ke dard ko mehsoos kerke beh jae
khubsoorat hain woh Hath
jo kisi ko mushkil waqat mein tham lein
khubsoorat hain woh kadam
jo kisi ki madad ke liye
aagey badhein !!!!!
khubsoorat hai woh soch
jo kisi ke liye acha sochey
khubsoorat hai woh insan
jis ko Khuda ne ye
khubsoorati ada ki.

Why Newton Commited Suicide.....

Here is the reason. Why Newton Commited Suicide.....
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies
that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his
logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and
apologized for everything he haddone.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an
extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
doctors can't becured and his death is imminent. In one of
the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To
everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears
taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long
Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one
bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the
middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a
revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah?
not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely
shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see
another movie for one last time, and thought that at least
one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie
goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' f! inally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other
side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't
jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques
that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately
kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached
above the height of the wall, he uses
the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in
air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
Cheers !!!!!
Have a nice wek-end...

Cricket Sledging

Hello world !!!

Long time since I've posted anything...
I dunno but Im feeling damn bored t opost nowadays...
Have a nice week aheadh folks...

Leaving you with some Famous Cricket Sledging...

1. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham: When Botham took guard in an Ashes match,Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?"

2. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne:As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had Been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him."Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.

3. Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes): "Hey Eddo, why are you so ****ing Fat?"EddoBrandes: "Because everytime I **** your mother, she throws me a biscuit"

4. Robin Smith & Merv Hughes: During 1989 Lords TestHughes said to Smith after he played & missed:"You can't ****king bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't ****king bat & you can't ****king bowl."

5. Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad:During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor.A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please", Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.

6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richards:During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries."This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl."Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say **** off."

7. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment which was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney..."You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!!!"

8. James Ormond had just come out to bat on an ashes tour and was greeted by Mark Waugh.......MW : "****ck me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play for England"JO :"Maybe not, but at least i'm the best player in my family"

9. McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Brian Lara's d*ck taste like?" Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath (losing it): "If you ever ****&king mention my wife again, I'll ****ing rip your ****fing throat out."

10. Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player (Adam Parore)comes to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then,you're ****king useless now". Parore- (Turning around) "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old,ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb c*nt".

11. Yet another Australian witticism with this time porky Sri Lankan batsman Arjuna Ranatunga the victim. Shane Warne, trying to tempt the batsman out of his crease mused what it took to get the plump character to get out of his crease and drive. Wicketkeeper Ian Healy piped up,"Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it."

12. Ravi shastri v/s the aussie 12th man (don't remember who, and don't want to slander anyone ) shastri hits it to this guy and looks for a single...this guy gets the ball in and says "if you leave the crease i'll break your ****ing head" Shastri: "if you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the ****ing 12th man"

13. Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall : "Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?"

14. Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip, and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word.At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises heepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". "So should your mother" he replied.

Cheers !!!

Have a nice day !

Trick or Treat
Originally uploaded by khayes.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006

WISHING EVERYBODY A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006
WISHING EVERYBODY A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006
WISHING EVERYBODY A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006
WISHING EVERYBODY A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006
WISHING EVERYBODY A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006
WISHING EVERYBODY A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006

CHEERS !!!