Friday, January 13, 2006

Why Newton Commited Suicide.....

Here is the reason. Why Newton Commited Suicide.....
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies
that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his
logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and
apologized for everything he haddone.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an
extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
doctors can't becured and his death is imminent. In one of
the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To
everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears
taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long
Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one
bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the
middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a
revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah?
not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely
shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see
another movie for one last time, and thought that at least
one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie
goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' f! inally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other
side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't
jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques
that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately
kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached
above the height of the wall, he uses
the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in
air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
Cheers !!!!!
Have a nice wek-end...

7 Comments:

Blogger Khushee said...

:) Have a lovely weekend!

1:52 PM  
Blogger Akruti said...

Ha,I read this before,and sure it made me laugh again today:) thanku,i needed a reason to smile today.

3:19 PM  
Blogger lil _kath said...

Gosh..i was so serious at first haha..im crazy naa?^_^ hmmm..you made me smile,you owe me **wink** yaar^_~
Thanx for droppin'by on my blog..hope to see you around.

-kathy-

2:11 PM  
Blogger venus said...

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12:54 AM  
Blogger venus said...

quite funny! i've come across this before though,but puts smile on your face every time u read it!

12:55 AM  
Blogger Mona said...

hahahaha it's funny :) But sometimes, the Indian movies are impossible to believe :P Still I love it ! :)

7:50 AM  
Blogger Neel Arurkar said...

lol! they beat Mithun movies anyday!

6:56 PM  

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