::: Monsoon :::

Rain rain go away ...
Little Johny wants to play ...
Ah Monsoons ! I simply love d rains ...
Its my favourite season ...
Went to my native Belgium 4 d week-end.
N had d real feel of the monsoons.
Still can't forget in school - how we used to get holidays b'coz of heavy rains.
B'lore it hardly rains ...
Moreover nothing like playing football in d rains...
That reminds me that EURO 2004 has reached d semi-final stage.
My favourites France are out - but my other two predictions i.e Holland n Portugal are still in. So me still backing one of them to win it. Too bad both Holland n Portugal are meeting in d first semi-finals n me backing Portugal here. The other semi-finals is b/w Czech. Republic and Greece. Czech Rep. should take this one. Its been a pretty OK tournament coz me always an eternal favourite of Latin American style of soccer. Europeans play too much of defensive , high ball football with not much of skill. But anyways it was gud to stay back late everyday to watch d matches ....n then get back to work again d next day with a big football hangover...Hmmm...

The song Im listening to right now "I remember you" - by SKID ROW.

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
The wind would whisper and I’d think of you
And all the tears you cried, that called my name
And when you needed me I came through

I paint a picture of the days gone by
When love went blind and you would make me see
I’d stare a lifetime into your eyes
So that I knew you were there for me
Time after time you were there for me

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I’d wanna hear you say - I remember you

We spend the summer with the top rolled down
Wished ever after would be like this
You said I love you babe, without a sound
I said I’d give my life for just one kiss
I’d live for your smile and die for your kiss

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I’d wanna hear you say - I remember you

We’ve had our share of hard times
But that’s the price we paid
And through it all we kept the promise that we made
I swear you’ll never be lonely

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
Washed away a dream of you
But nothing else could ever take you away
’cause you’ll always be my dream come true
Oh my darling, I love you

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I’d wanna hear you say - I remember you

Dentist

Hello people !!!
Had my wisdom tooth removed.
OMG dont ask me the pain and the agony....
Never had been to a dentist all my life.
My first visit and God permit my last....
Never ever want to visit a dentist again.
Bloody hell the way they f*** with ur tooth...
Local anasthesia ... my balls...
I was writhing in pain...Doc ass says its just pressure...
Pain still persisting even after getting rid of the tooth.
Been on tabs for entire week. No boozing all week....
Makes me feel so low...gotta get high tonite....
Cheers !!!!

Up the Irons !!!
I love this song -->

WASTED YEARS
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From the coast of gold across the seven seas
I’m travellin’ on far and wide
But now it seems I’m just a stranger to myself
And all the things I sometimes do
It isn’t me but someone else

I close my eyes and think of home
Another city goes by in the night
Ain’t it funny how it is,
You never miss it ’til it’s gone away
And my heart is lying there
And will die ’til my dying day

So understand
Don’t waste your time always
Searching for those wasted years
Face up... make your stand
And realise you’re living in the golden years

Too much time on my hands, I got you on my mind
Can’t ease this pain so easily
When you can’t find the words to say
It’s hard to make it through another day
And it just makes me wanna cry
And throw my hands up to the sky

Only D good die young ! Only D evil things can live forever

Only D good die young ! Only D evil things can live forever !
Thats a IRON MAIDEN song.
Sad but true ! In this journey of life ! Evil triumphs over good - most of the time.
Does it mean that U turn bad ???? This is a question I ask myself ! All D time !
My mind agrees but my heart simply refuses to accept.
Mind over heart or vice - versa. Hmmmm tough call !!!!
Hey EURO 20004 is on D way. Football - the beautiful game. Its the biggest event in the world after the WOrld Cup and the Olympics. Tomorrow is d kickoff !!!
Hmm my favourite team to win.
1. HOLLAND - Very talented players but never perform on big stage.
2. FRANCE - The best line-up on paper. But things go wrong most often in Football, remember World cup in 2002, could not score 1 goal with such a wealth of players to choose from.
3.PORTUGAL - Hosts, and my football knowledge says that hosts perform always well in home conditions in front of home crowds.
U can catch all the latest from http://www.euro20004.com/
CIAO !!!

Flab !

Hello world !
Long time since I've posted. Busy ! Hell no ! Me being just lazy I guess.
Too lazy in fact. Got lots of flab. Dunno how to lose it. Too much boozing !!!
Thinking of getting back to football in d morning.Hmmm.
Been doing just that thinking ! Too bad...Will get my football studs this time from home.
Been missing home. Long time ! Last went home for Easter I remember !
Mamma mia paise diya !!! Bole toh yeh apun ka favourite dialogue with Mommy dearest.
Always used to ask money from her. Now I grow up and have to give her all d money back.
A nice joke i came across ---> not really a joke its real sorry

HELL ???

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term:

"Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.

1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having s*xual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.

So long folks !!! Cheers !!!