Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Martian Sex

Hello World !!!
Had an extended week-end.
Went to my village on Saturday.
Had lots of Fish - Prawns, Ladyfish, Pomfret, Molllusk, Squids...
Hmmm mOuth watering aha...I love seafood....
with lotsa beer....
Hey folks another week to go for X'mas !!!
Have fun !!!!
Cheers !!!!

Martian Sex >
Mike and Maureen landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier >miles.
They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things.
Mike >asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop computers,
and how they >made money, >
Finally, Maureen brought up the subject of sex.
"Just how do you guys do it?" >asked Maureen. >T
he male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do."
>A discussion ensued, and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the >night. Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom
where the Martian >stripped.
Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a teeny weeny member,
>about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. >
"I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen. >
"Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?" >
"Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!" >
"No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm.
With >each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long. >
"Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow." >
"No problem," he said, and started pulling his ears.
With each pull, his >member grew wider and wider. >"
Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. >
The next day, the couples joined their normal partners
and went their >separate ways. As they walked along,
Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?" >"I hate to say it,"
said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful.
How about >you?" >"It was horrible," he replied.
"All I got was a headache.
She kept slapping >my forehead and pulling my ears."


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