Tuesday, December 07, 2004


Hello World !!!

Finally my cold has receded. Feeling good now.
A good conconation of Brandy, honey and warm water did the trick.
Bad medicine .... I like it...

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane
when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.
"This is exciting," thought the gentleman.
"I've always been a big fan of the Pope.
Perhaps I'll be able to see him inperson.
"Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down
in the seat next to him for the flight.
Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.
Shortly after takeoff, the Pope began a crossword puzzle.
"This is fantastic," thought the gentleman.
"I'm really good at crosswords.
Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance."
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said,
"Excuse me,but do you know a four letter word
referring to a woman that ends in'u-n-t'?
"Only one word leapt to mind...
"My goodness," thought the gentleman,
"Ican't tell the Pope that. There must be another.
" The gentleman thought forquite a while, then it hit him.
Turning to the pope, the gentleman said,
"Ithink you're looking for the word 'Aunt'."
"Oh of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"


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