Tuesday, January 11, 2005

cell phone in the locker room

Hello World !!!
Monday turns to Tuesday...

Nothing much happening around.
Kinda feeling bored.
Got something coming up...
Praying that it works out...
Cheers !!!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages
the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...
the house we wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking only $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer,
but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up .
The other men in the locker room
are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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