Saurav
Hello world !!!
Its Thursday ... Been busy at work today...
Poor Saurav's bad form continues with the bat.
If that was not all he has been slapped with a 3 match ban
for slow over rate in the last two matches.
I really pity him B'coz he is my favourite captain.
In fact records show that he is the best Indian captain ever.
He has an aura to his captaincy-where everybody listens to him.
He commands respect and gets the best out of the team.
Reminds me of myself when I was my team captain.
A SMS joke on Saurav i got -->
Q. What is Saurav's favorite movie ???
Ans - Gone in 60 seconds.
Another joke -->
Patient says, "Doc, you must check my leg. Something's wrong.
Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously places his ear to the man's thigh
only to hear, "Give me $10! I'm desperate! I need $10!"
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before!
How long has this been going on?" the doctor asked.
"That's nothing, Doc. Put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee
and heard it say, "Please! I really need $5! Just $5! Please! I'm desperate!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this."
The doctor was truly dumbfounded.
"Wait, Doc, that's not all of it. There's more.
Just put your ear down on my ankle," the man urged him.
The doctor did as the man said and was amazed
to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need $20! Please lend me $20,
please! I am really desperate!"
"I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said.
"There's nothing about it in any of my books," he said as he frantically
searched all his medical reference books.
"However... I can make a well-educated guess.
Based on life and all my previous experiences,
I can tell you with some certainty, that your leg seems to be broke in three places."
Its Thursday ... Been busy at work today...
Poor Saurav's bad form continues with the bat.
If that was not all he has been slapped with a 3 match ban
for slow over rate in the last two matches.
I really pity him B'coz he is my favourite captain.
In fact records show that he is the best Indian captain ever.
He has an aura to his captaincy-where everybody listens to him.
He commands respect and gets the best out of the team.
Reminds me of myself when I was my team captain.
A SMS joke on Saurav i got -->
Q. What is Saurav's favorite movie ???
Ans - Gone in 60 seconds.
Another joke -->
Patient says, "Doc, you must check my leg. Something's wrong.
Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously places his ear to the man's thigh
only to hear, "Give me $10! I'm desperate! I need $10!"
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before!
How long has this been going on?" the doctor asked.
"That's nothing, Doc. Put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee
and heard it say, "Please! I really need $5! Just $5! Please! I'm desperate!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this."
The doctor was truly dumbfounded.
"Wait, Doc, that's not all of it. There's more.
Just put your ear down on my ankle," the man urged him.
The doctor did as the man said and was amazed
to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need $20! Please lend me $20,
please! I am really desperate!"
"I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said.
"There's nothing about it in any of my books," he said as he frantically
searched all his medical reference books.
"However... I can make a well-educated guess.
Based on life and all my previous experiences,
I can tell you with some certainty, that your leg seems to be broke in three places."
posted by bablu at
1:05 PM
6 Comments:
Not fair ya,this shows the attitude of ppl,when they win we put them on top and when they loose we push them to the ground.he is one of the successful captains and today when he is down there r jokes and what not on him
Yeah Neels people have got a very short memory. Too bad ...
Yep..I couldnt agree more..why dont they get off the poor fellow's case
alright, the previous posts, i'm a kamalhassan die hard fan. hehe..
your niece, she's cute.
now, for this entry..hmmm... what a joke.
Ganguly has been a good captain I think. They should just give him a break!
Sangs N' Khushee - They are not going to leave him alone I guess.
The Woman - Gud to know that U R a Kamal Hassan fan. So we agree on one thing.
Everybody thanx 4 ur comments.
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