Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Bully !!!

Hello World !!!
Its always happens when you are a kid.
The strong kid in the class will always bully you around.
Do this, do that ... The bully will have his way.
Even you try and bully those weaker to you or
your younger siblings or cousins.
When you grow up and try to remember now,
the incidents seem so funny. Even the big class bullies
have become so harmless wehn they grow up.
Walking meekly behind their wives listening to her every demand.
So funny, these guys who used to terrorise the class/neighborhood
have become mice now. Thats life I guess !!!
See how Calvin is getting bullied (enjoying it).
Cheers !!!

Joke -->

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German,
an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle,
he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish.
When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout
What you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA"
and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool
when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SH** !!!!!!!........"

MORAL OF THE STORY: Mind your language, you never know what it will land you in.


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